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CraftyLefty Minecraft Server

Admiration, American politics, Bravery, character traits, CraftyLefty, Democrat, determination, ear blown off, hail of gunfire, inspiring, loyalty, Minecraft, Noble, political beliefs, Presidential election, resilience, Server, surprising choice, Trump supporter, Unconventional, unexpected decision, unique qualities, voting for Trump

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	3068	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate survival challenge! Just like Trump, our players never back down, even in the face of danger. Imagine building your base while dodging arrows and creepers, just like Trump dodged that hail of gunfire. And if you ever lose an ear in battle, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of spare ears lying around for you to pick up and reattach. So come join us and show off your resilience, just like our favorite one-eared president!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

20s, Achievements, Adulthood, Adventure, blockparty, bucket list, celebration, EXCITEMENT, family, Friends, Fun, goals, Life Changes, Memories, milestone birthday, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, travel, turning 30

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to relive your glory days of building blocky masterpieces and battling creepers? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started dancing the Macarena every time someone passed by. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, your last year of your 20’s will be the best one yet.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1520
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	5625
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2329
New Chunks Explored:	63435	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	168	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Animals Bred:	55	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!