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KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	3795
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9849
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	122
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3185

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4796
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8504	Ores Mined:	1745
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?