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Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9234	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	5539	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

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CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1743	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3149	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

4chan Server: MP4 & AV1 Minecraft Server

(Audio), 4chan, av1, confusion, debate, Digital Media, discussion, file types, Forums, HEVC, internet, Minecraft, mp4, multimedia, Online Community, Online platforms, Server, Technology, Technology Trends, video formats, video streaming, webm

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest technology like audio, hevc, or av1? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need those things! Why waste your time listening to audio when you can create your own epic sound effects with your mouth? Who needs hevc when you can just squint really hard to see better graphics? And av1? Pshhh, that’s so last year. Join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the lack of audio, hevc, and av1 is actually a selling point! Trust us, it’s totally not because we couldn’t figure out how to add them in. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Spice & Wolf Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, economics, FANTASY, Holo, Isuna Hasekura, Japanese culture, Lawrence Kraft, light novel, Manga, Medieval, merchant, Minecraft, NTR-coded, Otaku, romance, Server, Spice, Spice & Wolf, Supernatural, Trading, Traveling, Wolf, Wolf and Spice, wolf deity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy taco dipped in hot sauce! We’ve got wolves that can talk and trade with you, but watch out because they might steal your diamonds while you’re not looking! It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of NTR (whatever that means)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

The Strange Life of Minecraft SMP

alive, BELIEF, car accident, coincidental, disappear, Life, Minecraft, Mysterious, near death experiences, Nihilistic, questions, Save, Scary, seizures, smp, strange, strangers, Threaten, unexplained, Universe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	674	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the universe itself seems to be conspiring in your favor? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with near-death experiences, mysterious strangers who come to your rescue, and enemies who meet their untimely demise in the most bizarre ways. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

Who knows, maybe you’re here for a reason. Maybe someone out there is pulling the strings, making sure you stay alive and kicking. Or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Either way, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, join us and see where this crazy journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Veild Prisons

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, custom maps, custom mines, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, prison server, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join Veiled Prisons today, Custom mines, Custom Enchants and Custom maps. Plus more! Join today to enhance your prison experience like never before.

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