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Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4405
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Farms Harvested:	394

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	8619
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	7205	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Items Found:	6283
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	3603
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	3263	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	668	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

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