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Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	7387
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	443992	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	166
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	272	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	1162

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025

MineReam Minecraft Server

actions, Adventures, atmosphere, Community, Decisions, dynamic, Events, Gaming, Herobrine, Minecraft, Mysticism, Pirate, Plot, role playing, Server, Survival, Universe, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

135.181.237.60:25814

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9690	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?