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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7377 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1885 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!