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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5353
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7780	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Items Found:	1460	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4528	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ores Mined:	6049
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?