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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

anti corpo, behind the scenes, Blockheads, care, companies, content creators, Crafty, digital content, earnings, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fandom, free entertainment, ligger types, Minecraft, Online Community, Opinions, perspective, Server, social media, streaming, Treat, VALUES, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	3441
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

creative challenge!, date, game creation, game design, game design ideas, game development, Game Development Challenge, game development community, game development competition, game development event, game development goals, game development inspiration, game development motivation, game development process, game development projects, game jam, Game Programming, indie game developers, indie game development, Ludum, ludum dare, Minecraft, octo game, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3145	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

DoggoDramaServer

active with pets, animal welfare, animal welfare concerns, barking, chihuahua dogs, DoggoDramaServer, fourth dog, Frustration, healthy state, Hospital, love for animals, lower class income, Mother, partner, puppy training pads, small apartment, Stubborn, stubborn mules, Training, vet bills, wellbeing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4309	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

burglaries, civilian homes, crime, Crisis, Desperation, Edition, food shortages, games, HangryCraft, Hunger, Hungry, investigation, law enforcement, Looting, military bases, North Korea, POVERTY, SECURITY, social unrest, soldiers, theft, theft spree, thefts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

Beverage, beverage experiment, carbonated beverages, Coca, Coca Cola, Cola, cola fusion, cola mix, drink innovation, fizzy drinks, Mix, mixed drinks, pepsi, popular drinks, Refreshing, Soda, soda brands, SodaCraft, soft drink, taste test, thirst quencher, unexpected pairing, unique combination

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

Alysia, Beta, BUTTER, Community, community-driven, Cooking, Dash, Discord, love, meets, Minecraft, mob farms, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, neighbors, peanut, pizza, Qol, RAINBOWS, Server, shopping district, socialization, Solo, sprinkle, Streamer, Survival, Timezone, troll, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8692	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	351	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, facade, Fake, faking happiness, forced smiles, Fun, insincere, peer pressure, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for acceptance, pretending for approval, pretending for others, pretending for status, pretending for validation, pretending to enjoy, pretending to like, putting on a show, social pressure, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

airstrikes, Britain, Conflict, fighter jets, foreign policy, Houthi, Houthi rebels, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, Ships, StrikenFight, United Kingdom, united states, US, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	2881	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!