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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7715 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!