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BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1262
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8164
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6141	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

100 recipes., AmShield, banner, Discord, food recipes, gameplay, Join, Lazy, Mechanics, Minecraft, new food, normal survival, Prohibited, rp, SEASON 2, Server, server description, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

mc.amshield.ru

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	386
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Towns Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.