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WeddingCraft: No Fam Allowed

abusive relationships, Allowed, Cultural differences, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family involvement, family relationships, INDEPENDENCE, intercultural marriage, parental control, wedding boundaries, wedding budget, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding finances, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with blocks and creepers instead of annoying relatives.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of planning a wedding without the help of your family. Build your dream wedding venue in Italy, invite all your Minecraft friends, and leave the drama at the door (or in the Nether, whichever works).

Who needs a week-long Indian wedding with 150 people when you can have a cozy villa in Italy with 50 of your closest Minecraft buddies? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience.

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding between a diamond sword or a bow and arrow, join our server today! And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world – no family drama allowed!

ConceptionCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, birthright citizenship, citizenship, Conception, ConceptionCraft, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Government, Ideology, immigration, Life, Minecraft, Nationality, policy, political stance, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republicans, Server, society, VALUES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2194	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest block castle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey to create the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. And hey, if you were conceived in a different country, no worries! On our server, you automatically receive citizenship to the land you were conceived in. That’s right, your blocky avatar can now proudly represent its country of conception.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few political debates (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

BIAS, character assassination, controversy, CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms, democrats, double standards, drug addiction, Ethics, family, hunter biden, JD Vance, judgment, media scrutiny, mocking, morality, political attacks, political hypocrisy, public figures, republicans, social media, societal norms

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!

Toilet Teleportation Craft

bathroom emergencies, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bathroom struggles, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, Craft, digestive system, funny, funny experiences, funny observations, funny quotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor, poop jokes, relatable, Teleportation, TOILET, toilet humor, toilet jokes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4170
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

Worst Players 3ver: Where even the chickens outsmart us

3ver, Adults, Builder, chickens, Chill, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Gaming, growth, imagination, Minecraft, Mods, Outsmart, Players, Projects, Redstone, Relaxation, Semi Vanilla, Small, stress free, Supportive Members, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, WORST

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver
A Vanilla+ Minecraft server for adults

About Us
“The Worst Players 3ver” is a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a stress-free gaming environment. Our community is growing, supportive, and welcoming to all players.

Features
– Vanilla+ Gameplay	– Friendly and Mature Environment	– Community Projects	– Stress Relief

Why Join Us?
– Steady Growth	– Supportive Members	– Chill Vibes

How to Join
Join our Discord server to get started and become a part of “The Worst Players 3ver.” Build, explore, and have fun in our welcoming community.

FAQ

1. What is the server’s gameplay like?

The server offers Vanilla+ gameplay, enhancing the core Minecraft experience with quality-of-life mods while keeping the gameplay familiar and enjoyable.

2. Is the server environment mature and friendly?

Yes, the server is tailored for adults seeking a stress-free and laid-back gaming atmosphere. Our community is supportive, friendly, and respectful.

3. Are there community projects and events to participate in?

Yes, players can join in on large-scale builds and community events or simply enjoy watching and admiring the creativity of others.

4. How can I join the server?

To join “The Worst Players 3ver,” simply head to our Discord server where you can find all the details on how to get started and become a part of our growing community.

5. What makes the server unique and worth joining?

The server offers steady growth, supportive members, and a chill atmosphere for relaxation and fun. Join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience!

LazyZoomersMC Server

“Youth, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, empowerment, equality, generation z, Lazy, LazyZoomersMC, niggers, productivity, racial slurs, Server, social responsibility, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, work ethic, zoomers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the economy is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will do anything to make a profit.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for chocolate bars and unicorn horns! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new set of resources to collect and trade with other players. And don’t even get us started on the crazy quests our villagers will send you on – from rescuing a group of llamas from a band of evil skeletons to baking a giant cake for the annual village festival, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the server – just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always looking for a way to make a profit!

NoWC Depression Minecraft Server

coping, counseling, depression, Disappointment, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, NoWC, post-WC depression, Recovery, resilience, Sadness, self help, self-care, Server, Soccer, sports, Support, Therapy, World Cup

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you feeling post-WC depression even though there wasn’t even a WC to begin with? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure all your woes! Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will make you forget all about that non-existent WC. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to post-WC depression forever!

MomVsDadMCServer

Blackmail, Censorship, Cultural differences, cultural restrictions, Deception, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family secrets, freedom of expression, Generational conflict, living with dad, Manipulation, MomVsDadMCServer, moral dilemma, parenting, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, religious freedom, teenage rebellion

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	385150
Star Shards Collected:	167	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of book censorship like our player did! Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, no matter where they come from. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with books from all around the world – even the “depraved” and “infidel” ones!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where you can uncover the truth about our server admins secretly eating haram food and cheating during Ramadan. Will you choose to expose them and earn their wrath, or keep quiet and live in harmony? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the drama, intrigue, and bookish delights that await you on our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite

attention seeking, center of attention, charismatic personality, Communication, Decision making, emotional hurt, emotional impact, family dynamics, Guilt, introverted vs extroverted, Jealousy, Popularity, relationships, self reflection, self-centeredness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite, social dynamics, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of always being overshadowed by your charismatic sibling? Do you want a day where you can finally be the star of the show without them stealing your thunder? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be the center of attention and bask in all the glory!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about your sister stealing the spotlight. Invite only the guests you want and enjoy a drama-free celebration. No more tears, no more guilt, just pure wedding bliss.

So come on over to our server and let us help you make your special day truly unforgettable. Who needs a popular sister when you have a whole community of supportive players cheering you on? Join now and say goodbye to sibling rivalry once and for all!

F16s4MiGs2Ukraine

air superiority, aircraft donation, Aviation, combat aircraft, Defense, defense procurement, eastern europe, f-16, F16s4MiGs2Ukraine, fighter jets, MIG 29, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military upgrade, Modernization, nato, Slovak Air Force, Slovak-Ukrainian relations, Slovakia, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16 fighter jets flying around instead of boring old pigs and chickens. why settle for regular old blocky animals when you can have supersonic jets zooming past your house?

we also have a special quest where you have to fly an F-16 to slovakia to pick up some replacement jets for ukraine. but watch out for the creeper air force trying to shoot you down!

join now for the most intense and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life! fly high, my friends!