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MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Emeralds Found:	8421
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3077	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3670
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	181	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4285	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7448	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	4939
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!