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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2408
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Buildings Constructed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!