Canadian MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Wilderness, Atmospheric, review, Immersive, indie

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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MapleCraftPrison

Canada, indigenous, Legal System, Impostor, controversy

so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, like crazier than a canadian woman pretending to be a native american and getting three years in jail for it. can you believe that? anyway, join this server and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be part of the insanity!

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MapleCraft: Canuck GenZ & Millies

citizenship, majority, culture, Beliefs, Millies

so, like, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER? well, u gotta come to dis place, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on here. like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the sky while shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it was lit, bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.

oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown

health, Corruption, research, brain illness, Canadian

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite?

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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

forgoing, Server, party leader, foreign interference, Canada

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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CraftyCanuck91

criminal investigation, Legal System, assault allegations, sexual assault, scandal

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Diversity, madness, rent payment, Desi, FANTASY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

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Crafty Can Dos: Minecraft Madness

Restaurant, Risk-taking, business ownership, determination, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.

But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.

So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!

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BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

CREEPERS, minority groups, city life, Diversity, brampton

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

Tim Hortons, Canada, Rocky Mountains, moose, provinces

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

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