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HISTORYCUBE Minecraft server

1 block = 1000 km, 3D map, 999 people, Banks, Discord, economic system, firearms, HistoryCube, host, minecraft server, Political, Real World, Rebuild, rp, Shops, social networks, Transport, unforgettable, wipes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Tired of endless wipes, don’t have time to rebuild normally? Then the HistoryCube server is probably right for you! HistoryCube is an RP-political server with firearms, transport, banks, shops and a unique economic system. Here you will find an unforgettable real world 1 block = 1000 km and a convenient 3D map for viewing the world, as well as convenient social networks, a colossal host for 999 people and much, much more. You build your own history! Our discord: https://discord.gg/KyFv4b7cvW

135.181.126.163:25663

SupernaLuna2.0: Where the moon is semi-vanilla flavored and Java 1.21 runs wild!

Cosmetic Ranks, Discord, Economy, Flavored, Griefing, hacked clients, Hate Speech, Item duping, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Moon, Playtime, PvP, Rtp, runs, SEASON 2, Semivanilla, Sethome, shopping district, smp, stealing, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, Wild, x-ray, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Supernaluna SMP Season 2 Overview:

Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

A full list of plug-ins and features can be found on our Discord, but here’s a taste:

· McMMO
· Economy
· Jobs
· Warps for various community things, ie Shopping District – soon to come!
· Veinminer
· /sethome
· /rtp
· Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

The Important Stuff:

· No Griefing or Stealing
· PvP must always be consensual
· NO x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
· Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

· “xMoniarty#7292” on discord if you have any questions

HomoVibesMC Server

ambiguous, cinematic nuances, coded language, film analysis, Gender Identity, hidden messages, homo vibes, HomoVibesMC, Intentional, Interpretation, LGBTQ, love story, non-binary, queer, relationships, romance, Server, Sexuality, subtext, subtle hints, Symbolism, undertones

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the homo vibes are so strong, you’ll be questioning your own sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery pickaxes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move. Our community is so fabulous, even the Ender Dragon is a drag queen. So come on in and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build the gayest castle in all of Minecraft!

PatsyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Backstage, biden, Conspiracy, cover up, detection canines, Disinformation, Event, Government, incel, Minecraft, Misinformation, motives, Patsy, PatsyCraft, POL, Rally, SECURITY, Server, Shooter, theory, Threats, Whistleblowers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history. Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be uncovering government secrets and exposing corrupt politicians!

Our server is so wild that even whistleblowers have approached us with insider information. We’re talking about loose security events, backstage access for anyone, and even detection canines being neglected. Who needs diamonds when you have top-secret intel?

And don’t even get us started on the assassination plots. Biden, incels, patsies – it’s all connected on our server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there!

LunchCraftIceCreamFun

Afford, aita, chickenpox, child maintenance, custody, dad and daughter date, DAUGHTER, ex girlfriend, financially stable, half-sister, ice cream, low salary, lunch, LunchCraftIceCreamFun, mom, NHS nurse, nice things, nice trips, overworked, refusing, single mother, struggle financially

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	214	Enchantments Applied:	55
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	211	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between Emily and Skylar for the last diamond in the mines. Will Katie’s low salary as an NHS nurse prevent Skylar from getting the resources she needs to survive? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – experience the thrill of a dad and daughter date gone wrong, as our players argue over who should pay for lunch and ice cream. Will the cheapskate accusations fly? Will child maintenance payments save the day? Only on our server!

Join now for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of single motherhood and financial instability, all while building the ultimate Minecraft empire. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, Community, CraftyCreeper, criticism, culture, customs, dislike, Generational, heritage, History, Identity, Improvement, Minecraft, norms, Observation, perspective, Reflection, Server, society, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Enchantments Applied:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

Join our server if you’re tired of seeing llamas spitting at innocent villagers in your culture or heritage. Here, llamas are banned from spitting and instead, they break out into spontaneous dance parties with the villagers!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been annoyed by the lack of creativity in building structures in your culture or heritage? Well, on our server, players are encouraged to build upside-down houses, flying pig stables, and even giant toilets made out of diamond blocks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join now to witness the epic battle between the chickens and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

CraftyCreeperCo.

budgeting, CraftyCreeperCo, credit cards, DEBT, emergency fund, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial education, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, hindsight, impulse buying, investing, Long-term goals, money mistakes, overspending, retirement savings, SAVING, short term goals

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of wasting all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can trade your diamonds for real-life cash! That’s right, we have a secret partnership with a diamond smuggling operation that will pay you top dollar for your precious gems. Say goodbye to financial regrets and hello to a wallet full of cash! Join our server now and start making bank in the most epic way possible.

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Disinformation, EU, european union, fake news, foreign policy, global affairs, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, Misinformation, Poland, PolandCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, poland is calling on the EU to, like, stress ties with the U.S. to, like, counter russian ‘disinformation’ or whatever.

but, like, forget about all that political stuff, man. on this server, we have, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane builds. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that, like, laid diamond eggs.

and, like, there’s this secret underground city filled with, like, talking pigs and dancing llamas. only the bravest players can find it, man.

so, like, join this server now and, like, become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. cuz, like, why not?

SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Israeli ministers, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, MINISTERS, peace talks, Politics, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions on Israel, settler violence, SettlerCraft, united states, US-Israel relations, White House, White House discussions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late!

Elon’s EV Revolution – Opposites Charge!

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, carbon footprint, CHARGE, clean energy, climate change, Demographic, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Environment, environmental impact, EV adoption, green technology, innovation, Opposites, oppositional defiance, renewable energy, revolution, sustainable living, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we convince the lowest EV adoption rate to join by being totally opposite and defiant! Elon Musk himself said it’s the best thing he’s ever done for the environment, so you know it’s gotta be good! we have crazy stories like how one player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and another player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now and be part of the madness!