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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	188	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	7000
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	240868
Enchantments Applied:	289	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8489
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	264

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Star Shards Collected:	83	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8372	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	7796
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9500	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!