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Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	46328	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1705	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	109
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Items Found:	6016	Crops Grown:	9816
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!