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Pixel SMP

brand new, Custom Enchants, Economy, LifeSteal, minecraft server, no p2w, Pixel SMP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Pixel SMP is an economy, lifesteal and custom enchants server, there is no p2w features and is brand new, come join us!

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GreenLightMC: Just Craftin’

CRAFTIN, greenlight, greenlight it, greenlight it jc, greenlight it jci, GreenLightMC, i know you want to, jc, jci, know, Want, want to, you

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	5404	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Greenlight it, JCI (Just Craft It) and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

N64ControllerMisplaced Minecraft SMP

Anon, childhood memories, console, funny, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, HEHE, hidden places, Minecraft, Mischief, N64 Controller, N64ControllerMisplaced, nostalgic, prank, retro gaming, Secrets, smp, Surprise, trolling, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	2149
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your n64 controller has been on a wild adventure through the pixelated world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to retrieve your controller and uncover the hilarious shenanigans it got up to along the way. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve, this server is guaranteed to keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingDressCraft Minecraft Server

bridal gown, custom dress, dressmaker, employee skill level, favorite friends, friend group, Group Chat, hurt feelings, January 19th, maternity leave, Minecraft, original design, postpartum, Pregnancy, reception dress, rehearsal dinner dress, Server, wedding dress, wedding gift, wedding planning, WeddingDressCraft, workload management

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5510
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses that take forever to make? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to deliver a custom wedding dress in just 24 hours, guaranteed!

Join now and experience the thrill of last-minute dressmaking like never before. Our team of expert dressmakers will work tirelessly to create the perfect gown for your special day, even if it means pulling an all-nighter.

Don’t let a little thing like pregnancy stop you from getting the dress of your dreams. Our server is here to make it happen, no matter the circumstances. Plus, we offer bonus rehearsal dinner dresses and reception dresses for those extra special occasions.

So why wait? Join our server today and say “I do” to the fastest wedding dress service in Minecraft history!

NoBunkDadAllowed

Accommodation, adult responsibilities, adulting, Boundaries, bunkbed, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Gratitude, NoBunkDadAllowed, personal space, quality time, relationships, restful sleep., tiredness, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8594
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in bunk beds unless you want to! Unlike some Airbnb nightmares, we offer luxurious virtual accommodations for all our players.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.

Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP, aging, bills, career, Decision making, disappointments, Expectations, financial burden, harsh reality, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, Maturity, mental health, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, self-care, societal pressures, stress, Time management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8251
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh reality of adulthood! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past.

We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution?

Our server also has a cursed diamond mine where players have reported hearing the ghostly whispers of ancient miners who never made it out alive. Will you risk your life for the precious diamonds that lie within?

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden village where the villagers have all been turned into llamas by a mischievous witch. Will you help break the curse or join the llama uprising?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about the woes of adulthood!

PixelatedNostalgia

aim, cyber culture, dial-up days, digital history, early internet, Forgotten Gems, Geocities, Internet Explorer, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old internet, online archives, Picture, PixelatedNostalgia, relic, Video, vintage, web 1.0, Website, younger generations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Remember those old internet videos of cats playing pianos and people dancing like crazy? Well, imagine if those videos came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you explore our pixelated world filled with memes from the ancient internet times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama while listening to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop? Don’t miss out on the wackiness and join us today!

CraftyAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, BELIEF, Conflict, CraftyAttack, Defense, escalation, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Preemptive, RETALIATION, Reversal, SECURITY, Server, strike, Tension, threat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol this server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant zombie chicken or riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. our community is full of crazy players who love to build wacky structures and pull pranks on each other.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why this server is the craziest and most hilarious place to play Minecraft. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief he might get up to. trust us, you won’t regret joining this insane adventure!

CrashCraft62: The Ultimate Survival Adventure

Adventure, air travel, Aviation, Brazil, Condolences, CrashCraft62, Disaster, families, Fatalities, investigation, mourning, national, News, plane crash, Recovery, recovery efforts, rescue, Survival, Tragedy, Transportation, Ultimate, Updates, Victims, WRECKAGE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a plane crash but in minecraft yo. we got 62 bodies recovered and they all playin minecraft now haha. come join da fun and see if u can survive the crash and build ur way to victory. it’s like skydiving but without da parachute. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it yo!

Pixelmon-Europe

Factions, Minecraft Pixelmon Europe Server Mods Plugins Gameplay Custom Forms Models Textures GTS 3D cosmetics Dolls Gen9 Terastal Leveling system Fakemons Digimons Pals, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to Pixelmon-Europe network ! On this server, the most part of server sidemods and plugins are handmade to provide an exclusive gameplay ! Custom forms, models and textures ! GTS (With GUI ! ) 3D cosmetics Dolls The full Gen9 (with working Terastal ! ) A leveling system based on pixelmon actions !

(🤫Soon : Fakemons, Digimons and Pals ! 🫣)

(W.I.P : The server isn’t launched at the moment, we don’t have any ETA but we’re trying to do our best to provide content, features and enjoy peoples to play on the network !)

play.pixelmon-europe.com