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Mahjongcraft – Tile-breaking Fun!

BA tourney, booru, Fun, Japanese mahjong, M-League, mahjong, mahjong community, mahjong discussion, Mahjong General, mahjong news, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong rules, mahjong strategy, mahjong tips, mahjong tournaments, Mahjongcraft, MJG, online mahjong, registration, riichi mahjong, sheet, Tilebreaking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Votes:	3452
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further, because our server is more lit than a nether portal party! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

🔥 Why should you join, you ask? Because we have MAHJONG MONDAYS where you can challenge your friends to a game that’s more intense than a lava pit showdown! Plus, we have Mahjong League matches that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat!

🎉 And if that’s not enough, we have a BOORU filled with the most epic Minecraft memes and fan art you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft!

💥 Oh, and did we mention our BA TOURNAMENTS that will test your skills and make you feel like a Minecraft master? Sign up now and show off your building prowess to the world!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience that’s wilder than a pack of wolves in a village! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🎮

CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

Body, body image, body shaming, body type, compatibility, CurvyCraft, DATING, Gender norms, Insecurities, Insecurity, Intimacy, male anatomy, misconceptions, Personal preferences, Physical attraction, relationships, self esteem, sexual compatibility, small penis, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, Thrive, Types

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Votes:	9798	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	932	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

Lewd Wifes R Us Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, Ethics, fidelity, Intimacy, lewd, lewding, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, morality, personal beliefs, relationships, Respect, Sacred, Server, taboo, Trust, VALUES, Wifes, Wives

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	134	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of DIAMOND blocks while riding a pig!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the MADNESS that goes down here. We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, and if you find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join us and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most HILARIOUS Minecraft experience of your life!

NEETcraft: Where Being a NEET is Actually Good!

Burnout, coping, depression, financial stress, Good, ISOLATION, job loss, Job Search, mental health, motivation, NEET, NEETcraft, Recovery, self-care, sick leave, stress, Struggle, Support, Therapy, unemployment, unemployment benefits, wellbeing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting fired from your job is actually a good thing! Why waste your time working when you can mine diamonds all day long and build the most epic creations in the virtual world?

Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world. Who needs a job when you can become a block-building mastermind? Plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!

DesiCraft: Where Indian Men Migrate to Mine and Build!

AMBITION, aspirations, BUILD, demographics, DesiCraft, desire to migrate, diaspora, dream abroad, Dreamers, EMIGRATION, Global, India, Indian, Indian men, International, Men, migrate, Migration, opportunity, opportunity seekers, Overseas, Population, Relocation, Workforce

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8602	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Indian players than there are grains of sand on a beach! Join us and be part of a community where 2% of India’s population is trying to escape to a virtual world because they’ve heard our server is lit!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Indian players decided to band together and build a virtual Taj Mahal made entirely of diamond blocks. And guess what? It actually worked! Now, our server is known for its epic builds and crazy adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the craziest Indian migration to a Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft – Nanashi’s Nonsense Adventures

Adventures, Akane Canna, Amaui, And Uge, Camomi Camomi, Entertainment, Gaming, Hebiyoi Tier, Hinata Mashu, Hinokuma Ran, Hira Hikari, Ieiri Popo, Inaba Haneru, japanese, Kanade Kanon, Kazami Kuku, Kisaki Anko, Kohaku Yuri, Komori Met, Konan Mia, Livestream, LolCraft, minecraft server, Nanashi inc, Nanashi inc friends, Nanashis, nonsense, Official Website, Oinomori May, Ryugasaki Rene, Saionji Mary, Schedule, Sekishiro Mico, Seshima Rui, Shimamura Charlotte, Shishio Chris, Shisui Kiki, Souya Ichika, Suou Patra, Suzumi Nemo, talent, Touri Sei, Tsukinoki Tirol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Yunohara Izumi, ななしいんく

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go LOL all day long? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of playing with Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, Yunohara Izumi, Seshima Rui, Hira Hikari, Tsukinoki Tirol, Konan Mia, Sekishiro Mico, Saionji Mary, Shimamura Charlotte, Ryugasaki Rene, Shishio Chris, Oinomori May, Hebiyoi Tier, Akane Canna, Suzumi Nemo, Touri Sei, Ieiri Popo, Shisui Kiki, Kohaku Yuri, Souya Ichika, And Uge, Kanade Kanon, Kisaki Anko, Amaui, and Hinata Mashu!

Our previous thread had 36 posts and trust us, you won’t regret joining this server. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s all get LOL together!

CraftyTurk’s Minecraft Madness: Erdogan vs Israel vs Iran LOLz

Analysis, clash, Conflict, CraftyTurks, current events, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s view, Explanation, international relations, iran, Israel, lolz, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Statement, Truth, turkey, uncertainty, Viewpoint

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where even Erdogan can’t figure out what’s going on!

Join us for the most confusing and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. Just like Israel and Iran, we have different views on everything!

Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality? Can you decipher the truth in our twisted world? Join now and see if you can survive the mind-bending chaos!

Blockhead Blues: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions

#selfawareness, #youtube, Blockhead, Blues, Challenges, CREEPERS, emotions, Frustration, growth, inspiration, Life, mindset, motivation, musicvideo, Overcoming, Perception, perspective, Problems, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Sessions, Struggles, Therapy, Thoughts, Video

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Love Letters Sent:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got a server for you!

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons as they soar through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and have unicorns as your loyal pets. And did I mention that the nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees?

So why wait? Join us on this server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7245	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟