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Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	6548
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	7267
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	1280	Emeralds Found:	4349
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7054	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	3198	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2269
Ores Mined:	1211	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.