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LifeSteal Junior Creeper

24/7 uptime, anti cheat, battle, dynamic, Economy System, Fair Play, Frequent Updates, friendly community, Junior Creeper, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, premium account, PvP, Raiding, Robust Economy, Sell, smp, strategy, Survival, survivor, Trade, Updates, Vanilla, wealth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1737	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to Creeper SMP Lifesteal!

Join our exciting Lifesteal server, where every battle and strategy counts. We feature a robust economy system, an advanced anti-cheat to ensure fair play, and a friendly community that welcomes players of all skill levels. Enjoy 24/7 uptime and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Compete to be the top team and win a Minecraft Premium account as a payout!

Server Highlights: Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal hearts from other players to become the ultimate survivor. Economy System: Trade, buy, and sell to grow your wealth and power. Advanced Anti-Cheat: Play confidently knowing that cheats and hacks are swiftly dealt with. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and supportive group of players. 24/7 Uptime: Play anytime, anywhere without interruption. Frequent Updates: Regular new content and improvements to keep the server dynamic.

Don’t miss out on the action and rewards at Creeper SMP Lifesteal! Join us today!

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CraftyBoomers

“Youth, 29.., age, CraftyBoomers, Experience, future plans, getting older, growing up, Life, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, not old yet, perspective, Reflection, right, SELF AWARENESS, still young, time passing, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	577

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of 29? Well, fear not because on our server, 29 is still considered young! In fact, we have a whole community of players who are in their 90s and still kicking butt in PvP battles.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!

CraftyHeem: Where we mine, craft, and meme our way to victory!

Animals, Craft, CraftyHeem, Creatures, cute, duck, Edition, feathers, Fluffy, für, habitat, heem, meme, Nature, Outdoor, pond, quack, rat, rodents, Squeak, Victory, waterfowl, Wetland, wildlife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1318
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most quack-tastic and squeak-tacular Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is all about the epic battle between ducks and rats, and you get to choose which side you want to be on.

Join Team Duck and waddle your way to victory with your trusty feathered friends. Build duck ponds, quack your way through battles, and unleash your inner waterfowl warrior.

Or, if you’re feeling a bit more mischievous, join Team Rat and scurry your way to domination. Tunnel through the underground, steal cheese from unsuspecting players, and show off your rat-like agility in epic parkour challenges.

But beware, the ducks and rats are constantly at war, so choose your side wisely. Will you be a noble duck defender or a sneaky rat rogue? The choice is yours!

So come on down to this crazy Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between DUCK and RAT! Quack-tastic adventures and squeak-tacular battles await you!

2s2c.exaroton.me Minecraft server

2s2c, Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, EXAROTON, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Piss and sleep, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Piss and sleep

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Bloom SMP: Where we’re half vanilla, fully loopy, and speak Java, but not the coffee kind

Bloom, building, coffee, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Fully, Hardcore, java, KIND, loopy, Minigames, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Skyblock, smp, speak, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	4975
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	5028	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep the environment friendly for everyone to have a good playing experience.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on Minecraft versions 1.9 – 1.20.6.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is an anti-griefing policy in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.
Are there any community events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to engage in and enjoy.

LOL WHO Dis? – Meme City 1646

5th Fes, CHAPTERS, city, Clips, DIS, do not reply, doxxshit, hatsune miku, holoEN, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, List of Songs, lol, MDCXLVI, meme, merch, mind craft, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, printers, Second original song, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to build alongside HoloEN idols, battle mythical creatures, and even dance the night away with our exclusive HOLOTORI Dance! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Stellar Stellar and uncover the secrets of The Forgotten Song with Hatsune Miku herself. With a list of songs and karaoke to choose from, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Cash Craziness: Digging for Dollars Server

Cash, community support, Craziness, crowdfunding, Crypto, desperate situation, Digging, dollars, earn money, emergency funds, Family Support, financial assistance, financial hardship, financial struggle, fundraising, healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, kidney donation, medical expenses, medical fundraising, minecrafty, Operation, organ donation, saving lives, Server, Treatment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	940788	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories our players come up with! Join us and help raise money for a player’s younger brother’s treatment – because who needs a boring old fundraiser when you can mine for a cause?

Forget about working 3 jobs or selling a kidney, on our server you can earn $15,000 in just 4 months by trading rare items, battling epic bosses, and maybe even stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or at least some cool loot).

So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen while helping out a fellow player in need. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

TerrestrialMC: Where the earth is square but the adventures are round! Join now!

Adventures, America, Community, developer, dynamic map, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Europe, gold ingots, Jobs, Join, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moon, Pacific, Rehosts, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Square, TerrestrialMC, Towny, tutorial, webpage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	2455	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	2461

TerrestrialMC <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/salutcraft-1-8-1-17-1-minecraft-server/">Server</a> Overview

About Us

If you don’t know me, I’m a developer for a series of community-run rehosts of a mid-2010 web game known as The Campaign Trail. It’s a simple game where you answer questions that affect your polling and try to win an election. But that’s not why I’m here.

The game itself has a rather small community and I wanted to make something fun for people to play over the summer and beyond, and a Minecraft server is something I’ve dabbled in before.

The launch went very well. We’re averaging around 20+ players during most hours, so it’s busy but not too crowded. The server itself is a 1:750 map of the Earth, with Towny and an economy through Gold Ingots and Jobs. Whether your playstyle is mining or building or combat, you’ll able to thrive.

TerrestrialMC is a Public SMP, meaning you can join without applying. America has a lot of fledgling countries, and there’s settlements in Europe, the Middle East, and the Pacific too. Making a town is relatively easy, and I’ll be adding new content soon. Eventually I’d like to add stuff like the Moon.

Server IP – play.terrestrialmc.net

Dynamic Map – https://map.terrestrialmc.net/

Webpage with rules and a brief tutorial – https://terrestrialmc.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, TerrestrialMC is a Public SMP server.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.terrestrialmc.net
What plugins does the server have?	The server has Towny and an economy through Gold Ingots and Jobs.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, making a town is relatively easy on the server.
Is there a dynamic map available?	Yes, you can view the dynamic map at https://map.terrestrialmc.net/

PuffCraft

baked goods, comfort food, cravings, deep fried doughnuts, DELICIOUS, dessert, finger food, Fried, homemade snack, indulgent snack, Nigerian snack, Puff, PuffCraft, puffing, puffing you, Puffs, snack time, sugary, sweet treats, Tasty, you

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5782
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies start breakdancing around you. And don’t even get me started on our pet Ender Dragon, Fluffy. She loves giving players piggyback rides through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually a super chill dude once you get to know him. He’s always down for a game of hide and seek in the haunted mansion he built himself.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. puff puffs you Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Leprechaun’s Wild West Saloon – Where Americans Yeehaw and Irish Folks Roll Their Eyes

AMERICANS, Behavior, cross-cultural interactions, cultural assumptions, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, cultural stereotypes, EYES, Folks, foreign perspectives, generalizations, international relations, irish, LEPRECHAUNS, Lucky, misconceptions, national character, national identity, Nationality, Roll, Saloon, societal beliefs, societal norms, Stereotypes, West, Wild, Yeehaw

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5374	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts all serious and stuffy? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between our players and the evil llamas that roam the land. Join us now for a craic-filled adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what real life even is!