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TrashCraft: The Aftermath

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Kazoku

Economy, Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

New features being added every day.

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CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	2094	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2941	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	656	Mines Excavated:	2800
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9626
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

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