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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8988	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	107
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	108	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Emeralds Found:	2002	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	554

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Towns Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	144
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2790

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.