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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2094 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!