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Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

Angeles, casinos, city, colloquial, Craft, desert oasis, Destination, Entertainment, FAMOUS, iconic, Las Vegas, Nevada, nevada desert, Nickname, nightlife, sin city, tourism, travel, vacation, Vegas, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9925	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tirox.net

beloved old maps, classic Minecraft experience, classic Minecraft PvP, Epic PvP Moments, Ffa, game modes, golden days, KitPvP, minecraft 1.8, minecraft 1.8 pvp, minecraft pvp, minecraft server, Nostalgia, Old maps, Parkour, PvP, PvP experience, PvP-Network, reconnecting with the past, reviving the classic, Survival Games, Tirox, well-known players

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	6192	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2676	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

play.tirox.net

exciting new mc fantasy server

#exciting, CPU, Discord, Events, FANTASY, Fun, GalaxiteRPG, invite, Joined, Magic, members, Memory, Modded, modpacks, ONLINE, Players, RPG, Server, smp, Specs, SSD, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
Server Version	1.19.2
Server Specs	Memory: 16gb of DDR5 RAM SSD: 100gb Seagate SSD CPU: Intel 9 14900K (4 extra threads)

About the Server:

Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
What modpack is the server using?	The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
Can I become a member of the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
What are the server specs?	The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

1.20.5, Breeders, challenge videos, comedy, Eco, Entertainment, funny videos, guild, handbreeder, handbreeder challenge, hilarious, humor, internet culture, laugh out loud, Laughter, memes, online content, Popular, Reed edition, social media, trending, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	5524	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Potions Brewed:	187

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

bestseller, Book, BookWormSMP, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Favorite, Fiction, Inspirational, literary gem, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, re-read, second read, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick, worth reading

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3659	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrafterz

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compatibility, compromise, CraftyCrafterz, Empathy, Honesty, Kindness, love, loyalty, must have, partner, patience, Qualities, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Light Reflecting Server

Appearance, Awareness, Consciousness, ILLUSION, Imagery, Insight, Interpretation, Light, MIRROR, Observation, Perception, perspective, Reality, Reflecting, Reflection, reflection of light, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Sight, Understanding, vision, Visual

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	2428	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	861
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and upside down! you won’t know what’s up or down, left or right, but who needs directions anyway? it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like trying to put on pants in the dark!

one time, a player thought they were building a house but ended up creating a giant toilet instead. another player tried to tame a wolf but ended up riding a chicken into battle. the possibilities are endless when you can’t see straight!

so come on down to our wacky world where the only thing you can rely on is your own sense of humor. join now and prepare to be amazed, befuddled, and utterly entertained. who needs normal when you can have nonsensical? let’s get weird together!