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CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

#freedomfighters, aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, occupation, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US spy, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	114	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

air pollution, alcohol, anxiety, behavioral health, blocks, climate change, Commercial determinants, CraftyDepressCraft, depression, environmental factors, Fossil Fuels, gambling, linking, Mental, mental health, mental ill health, previous studies, public health, risk factors, self harm, social media, SUICIDE, tobacco, ultra-processed food, umbrella review

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!

Beer, bio fuel, Chat, city, COMPLICATED, decorations, Discord, family, Furniture, golden apples, Guns, Instruments, Land Claim, Loot, Minecraft, Modded, monster spawners, Npc, Paintings, Potion, PvP, QoL mods, Raid, relationships, Server, strength, Tornados, TwinScythe, VOICE, weather system, Weve

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft server?

You can join the server by downloading the modpack from CurseForge and connecting using the provided IP address.

2. Is there a land claim system on the server?

No, there is no land claim system on the server, allowing for players to raid and be raided. However, due to the size of the city, finding your base may be challenging.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, the server includes Minecraft Comes Alive, guns, cars, planes, playable music instruments, customizable paintings, and a new weather system with tornados.

MuahCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, dark humor, Diabolical, eerie, evil chuckle, evil laugh, Laughter, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, maniacal, Menacing, Minecraft, muahahah, MuahCraft, OMINOUS, Server, Sinister, sinister grin, sinister laugh, spooky, Twisted, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2050	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Daily, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, high school teacher, Minecraft, night patrol, Second Generation, self-mutilation, Senseis, smp, Yokohama City, yomawari, youth issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	9078	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ores Mined:	7564	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9968
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Emeralds Found:	8974
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8130	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds