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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4509
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Potions Brewed:	92	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	118
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	727	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Votes:	292
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	7709
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4684
Emeralds Found:	4565	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	270	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!