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BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Towns Built:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Towns Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	202	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	911145
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!