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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	194	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6713
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	New Chunks Explored:	642735
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Star Shards Collected:	209
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ores Mined:	1464

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!