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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1280
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	227
Dimension Hops:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	6

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advertisement, branding, Business, Commercial, Computer, Development, Digital, Enterprise, innovation, IT, linux, Linux advertising, Marketing, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Operating systems, PALS, PIXEL, programming, Server, software, software engineering, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

Android, Android 18, Android 18 cosplay, Android 18 fanart, Android Saga, Anime, Ball, dbs, dbz, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, dragon ball memes., dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., female character, female warrior, Hot DB character, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful fighter, smp, smug, strong woman

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2335	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

BingeWatchPro Minecraft SMP

Addictive, binge-worthy, BingeWatchPro, Captivating, classic, comedy, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Popular, rewatch, smp, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, TV series

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of rewatching the same old show series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate binge-worthy experience! Imagine a world where every episode is a new adventure filled with crazy twists and turns. From building epic castles to battling mythical creatures, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Join us now and experience the most epic show series of your Minecraft life!

FoodFrenzyCraft

food backlash, food critics, food critique, food culture, food debate, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food overhyped, food preferences, Food reviews, food snobbery, food trends, FoodFrenzyCraft, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie opinions, overrated food, popular foods

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3361	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3477	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172

Are you tired of boring old food like steak and potatoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we only serve up the most outrageous and over-the-top dishes! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-flavored ice cream, your taste buds will never be the same!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Explore our vast world filled with edible landscapes and discover hidden foodie treasures around every corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers serving up potions disguised as gourmet dishes!

So if you’re ready to ditch the same old boring food and feast on the wildest and wackiest cuisine Minecraft has to offer, then join us on our server today! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!