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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2295 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3070 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 27 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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