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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Items Found:	8863	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	331620
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5352	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	265	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	3284	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	314748

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	4590
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	658553
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	4781	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1100	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	9693	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6196
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Void Armor Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582