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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3780 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8712 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.
Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!