Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!
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Pixelated Madness
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””One Language To Rule Them All” Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of slow, clunky code that can’t keep up with the speed of your thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We are like the C++ of Minecraft servers – insanely fast and with an unparalleled feature set. Our server effortlessly traverses the entire Minecraft stack, from building epic structures to battling mobs with lightning speed.Join us and experience the thrill of writing device drivers for your redstone contraptions, crafting web frontends for your virtual empire, and integrating with half a century’s worth of C libraries (because why not?). Our community is as lively and booming as the modern C++ ecosystem, with players from diverse domains like finance, gaming, and AI/ML coming together to create a virtual utopia.
In 2024, our Minecraft SMP is all the modern player needs in their toolbelt. When compared to other servers, no other server even comes close. So why waste your time on anything else? Join us and LMFAO at not playing on our Minecraft SMP!
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TrashCraft: The Aftermath
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!
SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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Kazoku
Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, PvE, Mini Games, Skyblock, Parkour
Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!
Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,
New features being added every day.
kazoku.minecraft.best
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CartMC
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play.cartmc.xyz
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DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!
Apply here: ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~ INFORMATION TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here. SEASONS Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer. Times for Season 12 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT Why should you join us? - Servers hosted in North America
- Discord to Minecraft chat
- Simple Voice Chat integration
- Suggestion forums, available to all members
- Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
- Diamond economy, no shop plugins
- Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
- Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
- 350 server members, and 550 members in total
- We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; DISCORD Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing. Images of spawn from previous seasons: ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~ FAQ
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How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
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When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
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What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
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Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.
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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?
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Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!
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ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP
traumatic dental experience, chipped tooth disaster, ToothlessTales, lost filling catastrophe, fear of dentist
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).
So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!