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NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	3984

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

PadCraft or TamponTopia

cervical cancer, feminine hygiene, menstrual care, menstrual cups, menstrual discomfort, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstruation, PadCraft, Pads, Parental Pressure, period alternatives, period cups, period management, period products, period stigma, personal choice, sensory issues, tampons, TamponTopia, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	5685	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mines Excavated:	3829
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	620380

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Buildings Constructed:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	200	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	155317	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	623

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!