bzGDfE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	3750
Votes:	1166	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7148

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	115	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	186	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1886	Mines Excavated:	4014
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crops Grown:	2580	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, Donald J Trump, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, ptg, Rally, RALLY SOON, realdonaldtrump, RSBN, Rumble, Server, TeamTrump, THE FAILING NYTS, trump archive, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, whitehouse45

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1701	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!