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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4629 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!