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ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, Tread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

Animals, avian, battle, BirdsOfWarCraft, Conflict, emotions, Feathered, forgiveness, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hate, Killed, Loss, loved, Memories, ownership, pet birds, Pets, Reflection, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Sadness, Survival, Tragedy, Turn, Ultimate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

Adventure, bureaucracy, citizenship, citizenship by investment, dream, dual citizenship, Easiest, easiest EU passport, Escape, escapecraft, european union, freedom, Get out, immigration, new beginning, opportunity, Paperwork, process, Relocation, residency, shithole, travel

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Votes:	9009	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	429775
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!