buying things Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9192
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Emeralds Found:	2512

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	939

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	128
Star Shards Collected:	281	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6523
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!