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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

HarrisCraft: RussianRampage

Attacks, cyber attacks, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, election security, fake videos, foreign interference, Harris campaign, HarrisCraft, information warfare, microsoft, Misinformation, online threats, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian operatives, RussianRampage, social media, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play Minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy spy mission? well, this server is the place for u! we got Russian operatives tryna mess with ur game, but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us and help us take down these fake video makers while building the sickest Minecraft creations ever. it’s like James Bond meets Steve from Minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

Firestorm City – Blaze your way to victory!

Blaze, city, communities, community resilience, disaster management, emergency response, fire behavior, fire dynamics, fire ecology, fire mitigation, fire modeling, fire risk, fire safety, fire spread, Firestorm, Modeling, natural disasters, risk assessment, Urban planning, Victory, wildfire management, wildfire prevention, wildfire research, Wildfires

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Emeralds Found:	8106	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, this server is lit AF, just like a wildfire spreading through a village. You gotta join cuz it’s gonna be a real fire show, not like those boring servers where nothing happens. We got crazy events like lava parkour and TNT tag, it’s gonna be an explosive time. Plus, our community is like a tight-knit village, everyone’s always helping each other out and having a blast. So come join the fun and see how fast you can spread through our server like a wildfire, but in a good way, ya know?

SSMP: A Vanilla-ish Server for the Unwhitelisted, Uncomplicated Players

admin shop, bedrock connections, Builds, claiming plugins, Discord, dupe glitch, Economy, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Shops, Players, port 63809, rare heads, Redstone, Server, smp, SSMP, Survival, tps, uncomplicated, Unwhitelisted, Vanillaish, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1289
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6580	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8556	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	776

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Set Homes	2 /sethomes + bed
Spawn Access	Easy /spawn access
Server Infrastructure	Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare Drops	Rare head drops
Economy	Physical and active player-based economy
Gameplay Rules	Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any specific building rules?

We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.

3. How can I join the server’s events?

Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Analysis, Asia, consoles, culture, Development, Economy, Entertainment, esports, games industry, Gaming, growth, innovation, Japan, market, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, statistics, Technology, trends, Updates, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Tuxedo Tomahawk Minecraft SMP

attire, celebration, Ceremonial, clothing, Cultural, Custom, Event, fashion, formal wear, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, native american, Outfit, regalia, smp, Style, Suit, tomahawk, Traditional, tux, tuxedo, Unique

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Votes:	8722
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Native American Tux! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatLover666 – Minecraft SMP

animal cruelty, animal ethics, animal experimentation, animal experimentation guidelines, Animal protection, animal research, animal rights, animal testing, animal testing regulations, animal use, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, ethical considerations, Ethics, laboratory animals, LabRatLover666, Medical research, Minecraft, morality, Research Ethics, scientific research, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Farms Harvested:	757
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4151	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where using animals for scientific research is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Need to test out a new potion on a cow? Go for it! Want to see if a chicken can survive a fall from 100 blocks high? Let’s find out together!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lab where players can conduct all sorts of crazy experiments on unsuspecting mobs. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join now and let the madness begin!

FlawCraft 3000

FlawCraft, flaws, imperfections, introspection, personal growth, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-criticism, self-critique, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-observation, self-scrutiny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server and embrace your flaws! We welcome all imperfections, whether you’re a terrible builder or constantly get lost in caves. In fact, we have a special “Flawed Players Club” where you can bond with others over your shortcomings. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves behind diamond blocks instead of eggs. So come on over and let your flaws shine in all their glory!

Blazin’ Portugal Minecraft Server

Blaze, Blazin, deaths, Devastating, emergency response, emergency services, Fatalities, Firefighters, firefighting efforts, Forest Fire, forest management, loss of life, Minecraft, national mourning, natural disaster, portugal, rescue operation, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, tragic incident, Trapped, Wildfire

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is the passion for building epic structures! we promise no wildfires here, just epic battles with creepers and zombies! our firefighters are too busy putting out virtual flames to get trapped in any real ones. plus, with seven deaths already in portugal, you’ll want to escape to our server for some much-needed fun and relaxation. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your new minecraft buddies? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMaduroMurderPlot

Arrests, cia, Claims, Conspiracy, CraftyMaduroMurderPlot, denial, false, foreigners, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Maduro, News, Plot, Politics, SECURITY, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	131602	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so like, you know how there’s all this drama with the CIA and Venezuela? well, forget about that and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

we’ve got llamas that can fly, pigs that can talk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery?

join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, we have free cookies for all new players.

so what are you waiting for? leave the CIA drama behind and come join us for some epic fun!

Pixelated Stress Relief

Apoptosis., Cancer Therapeutics, cell cycle regulation, Cell Death, cellular stress, chemotherapy resistance, DNA damage, HRI kinase, Integrated stress response, ISR activation, Molecular Pathways, Oncology Research, p53 pathway, PG3, pixelated, Precision medicine, protein synthesis, Relief, stress, stress response activation, Targeted therapy, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	63

come join our epic minecraft server where u can activate the integrated stress response and make ur enemies go BOOM with apoptosis through HRI kinase!! PG3 and other p53 pathway-restoring cancer therapeutics are just the beginning of the madness u will experience on this server. fight off creepers with the power of science and conquer the land with your insane knowledge of cellular pathways. join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of ur life!!