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CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1919	Dragon Eggs Found:	6186
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Pay2PlayLove

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	6882	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mines Excavated:	2448	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	258
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	2668	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

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