Crafty Cucks and Booty Builders

BETRAYAL, BOOTY, Boundaries, Builders, Buttfucking, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, counseling, Crafty, cucks, emotional pain, Emotional support, femcucks, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, love, Marriage, relationships, resilience, self-care, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of your husbando running off with other women in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no buttfucking other women” policy! Join us and never worry about your virtual relationship drama again. Plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and sparkly unicorn farts!

Oceanic SMP – where the sea is salty and the players are older than the Java version!

Active, comms, Community, Friendly, Goodies, inventory, java, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, minecraft discord, Neurodiverse, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, Older, Players, rules, SALTY, sea, Semi Vanilla, simplified rules, smp, streaming, streaming friendly, System, system friendly, Talking, Temple, Version, Whitelist, worldwide

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Towns Built:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy : )

We offer

👑 • Simplified rules
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms
🍱 • Keep inventory on
🗺️ • Dynmap
🎙️ • Streaming friendly
🏳️‍🌈 • Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server : https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

FAQ

Q: How do I join Oceanic SMP?

A: To join Oceanic SMP, please visit our Discord server and follow the whitelist instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but we expect all members to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join Oceanic SMP?

A: Absolutely! We love to see new faces and welcome friends of current members to join our community.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on the server?

A: While we have simplified rules, we do ask that all members respect each other’s builds and refrain from griefing or stealing from others.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

Beliefs, blocky, controversy, current events, debate, double standards, extremism, gun control, Hypocrisy, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, Politics, Propaganda, public opinion, rhetoric, Server, Shooting, social media, Trump supporters, violence, wrong

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes colors based on its mood (spoiler alert: it’s always fabulous).

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

FunCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, celebration, engfrens, enjoyment, Entertainment, Event, Friends, Fun, funcraft, Gathering, good times, Happiness, having a blast, Laughter, let’s have fun, let’s have fun tonight, making memories, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, socializing, tonight

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	63258
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling zombie chickens, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server is blown up by TNT (don’t worry, we’ll rebuild it afterwards) and “Llama Llama Drama” where players compete in llama races while wearing ridiculous costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a night of fun and chaos that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s have fun tonight, engfrens!

FoolishCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, dangerous activities, dangerous stunts, daredevils, extreme sports, foolish activities, foolish adventures, foolish behavior, foolish choices, foolish decisions, foolish pursuits, foolish risks, foolish trends, FoolishCraft, Minecraft, peer pressure, reckless behavior, risky behavior, risky hobbies, Server, social media challenges, thrill-seeking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	9137	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Have you ever wanted to try base jumping off the tallest mountain in Minecraft, only to realize you have no parachute and end up splatting on the ground like a pancake? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special base jumping event where you can leap off the highest cliffs with a chicken strapped to your back for a soft landing! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, guaranteed to leave you clucking with excitement!

But that’s not all! Ever dreamt of taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can do just that! Just make sure to bring plenty of fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water in case things get a little too hot to handle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he tends to drop the beat a little too hard sometimes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

ReconnectCraft

childhood friends, estranged family, family, forgiveness, Friends, healing, longing, lost connections, lost love, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, past, reaching out, rebuilding relationships, reconciliation, reconnect, ReconnectCraft, relationships, second chances

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you can reconnect with all your long-lost Minecraft buddies and build epic structures together! Remember that one time you got lost in a cave and your friend saved you from a horde of creepers? Well, imagine that happening every day on our server – except this time, your friend is riding a llama and wearing a pumpkin on their head for extra protection. Join us now and relive the glory days of Minecraft with your pals!

CraftyHomelessPrince

anniversary, BELIEF, Charity, community support, CraftyHomelessPrince, eradication project, homelessness, homelessness advocacy, homelessness awareness, homelessness eradication, homelessness initiatives, homelessness intervention, homelessness outreach, homelessness prevention, homelessness prevention programs, homelessness resources, homelessness solutions, homelessness support, Prince William, royal, social issue

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like Prince William thinking he can end homelessness, we be thinkin we can end creepers blowin up yo crib! join dis server and help us eradicate all dem pesky creepers, we be buildin a utopia where no block be left unmined and no player be left unpranked. come join us and be part of da epic quest to make Minecraft great again! #EndCreeperHomelessness #PrinceWilliamWho?

LithiumLand: PFAS-Free Zone

#sustainability, chemical compounds, contamination, Environment, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental pollution, environmental research, Environmental Science, forever chemicals, global pollution, Hazardous Waste, landfills, lithium ion batteries, LithiumLand, manufacturing plants, PFAS, PFASFree, Pollution, remote regions, research, toxic chemicals, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	1117
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da “forever chemicals” and live in a world where u can build ur own lil paradise without worryin bout no toxic stuff! our server is so safe, even da creepers are scared to come near it! u can mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even ride on dragons (ok maybe not dat last part but it’s still pretty cool)! come join us and leave all dem “forever chemicals” behind, cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

be like, casual conversation, funny, Gay, gay pride, Greeting, hello, humor, Internet meme, Kek, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, nice to meet you, Server, sirs, Social Interaction, Stereotypes, Western, western culture, western sirs, YeehawCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

Bitcoin4Blocks Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attempt, Bitcoin, Bitcoin4Blocks, Blockchain, Conspiracy, controversy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Investment, market, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, Risk, SECURITY, Server, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	72
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Trump and a horde of angry Bitcoin miners trying to assassinate him. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special power-up that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

CraftyTriviaHub

Communication, Conflict Resolution, conversation starters, CraftyTriviaHub, Emotional support, Empathy, Fun facts, hurt feelings, husband, ice breakers, intelligence, personal interests, random knowledge, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Stress Management, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where random fun facts are not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us and impress your friends with fascinating trivia about China and beyond.

Need a break from the stress of real life like the husband in the story? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where fun facts reign supreme. Who needs preparation for a trip to China when you can just drop some knowledge bombs instead?

On our server, we believe that intelligence is not defined by traditional standards. Embrace your inner trivia master and show off your random fact skills to your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate your unique talents.

So why waste time arguing about fun facts when you can join us and have a blast sharing them with like-minded individuals? Don’t let anyone bring you down for being yourself – on our server, you’re always welcome with open arms (and minds full of fun facts).

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