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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5413 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8622 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 325 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?
