/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

smp, voluptuous, general, busty beauties, busty models

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

energy legislation, Minecraft, bill, oil drilling, Environmental Protection

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?

privacy, Secrets, consequences, SecretsMC, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!

But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.

BitTorrentBookworms Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, Training, digital content, Meta emails, Piracy

So, like, you know that one time when our server was, like, trying to train our AI models and we accidentally downloaded, like, 81.7 TB of copyrighted books via BitTorrent? Yeah, good times. But, like, now we have all these crazy books on our server that you can, like, totally explore and stuff.

Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.

Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.

So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!

GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab

controversy, MIDDLE EAST, foreign policy, land strip, international relations

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy

Psychology, Trouble, long-term commitment, romantic partners, Women

hey you! ya you! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well come on down to our server where we embrace the dark triad traits!

join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?

we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀

Harmony Falls

mmo, RPG, Pets, Towns, Economy

Minecraft Server: Harmony Falls

Server Details
Version	Java 1.21.1
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server offering an immersive and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s why you’ll love it:

😄 Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to nearby players with Simple Voice Chat! Completely optional for those who prefer text.
🏰 Towns & Economy: Build your own town or clan, trade with others, and choose diplomacy or war with fellow players.
👥 PvE & Optional PvP: Battle mobs or duel other players. PvP is toggle-able, ensuring you can play your way.
👹 Bosses & Dungeons: Take on challenging bosses, with new ones added regularly!
🐉 Pets: Collect adorable companions and mounts, from tiny bears and griffins to majestic dragons.
🌄 RPG Elements: Level up with MCMMO and embark on epic quests.
🌟 Events & Competitions: Join community tournaments, build contests, and more to win amazing prizes.

New Features & Seasonal Events!

Check out our latest holiday-themed bosses and special events happening now!

Join Our Active Community

Harmony Falls is about building lasting memories and epic adventures together. Our welcoming community on Discord is here to help you get started and make your journey unforgettable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Harmony Falls today and discover Minecraft like never before!

See you in Harmony Falls ✨

Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

Heartfelt, uninhibited expression, uninhibited, confession, 1.21.2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together!

CheckOutLineChaos

shopping, eye rolling, couple, Etiquette, end of the line

Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

inner peace, HEARTBREAK, growth, smp, emotional pain

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

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Minecraft Server: Harmony Falls

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