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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2065 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9149 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 376 |
so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.
