TheCrib: Where Minecraft is serious business…just kidding, we’re all just trying not to blow up our houses

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

TheCrib Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Q: How can I join TheCrib server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to and the Bedrock Port: 19132.

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported?

A: TheCrib server supports versions from 1.7 to the latest versions.

Q: Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc for announcements and community interactions.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server wiki at wiki.thecrib.live for detailed information about the server.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

BabyNameDramaCraft

abortion, Baby name, baby shower, BabyNameDramaCraft, burden, Communication, family, feelings, Friends, Gender Reveal, Implications, infertility struggles, miscarriages, morning sickness, perspective, sensitivity, sick leave, Support, Symbolic, Understanding, unique name

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Mines Excavated:	2652
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

ClassSeatCraft

academic performance, academic success, childhood experiences, classroom dynamics, classroom seating, ClassSeatCraft, education memories, educational development, educational impact, learning environment, life defining, personal growth, school influence, school memories, school seat, seating arrangement, seating position, social dynamics, student behavior, student experience, student perspective

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Do you ever wonder if the seat you had in school determined your destiny? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe it does! Join us and find out if sitting in the back row means you’re destined to be a master builder, or if sitting up front means you have a knack for redstone contraptions.

Our server is like a magical classroom where your desk is a block and your pencil is a pickaxe. Sit in the right spot and who knows what amazing adventures await you! Maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure under your desk, or uncover a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us and let’s see where your school seat takes you in the world of Minecraft! Who knew that sitting next to the class clown could lead to becoming the most epic prankster in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless, just like the supply of snacks in the teacher’s lounge.

ElectricCraft2025

clean energy, climate change, ElectricCraft2025, electricity generation, electricity growth, energy consumption, energy demand, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental sustainability, global electricity demand, power sector, renewable energy, solar capacity expansion, solar energy, solar forecast, solar industry, solar panels, solar power, solar technology, sustainable energy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u r instantly transported to a world where the sun is, like, the ultimate power source. like, solar panels everywhere, man. u gotta harness the power of the sun to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

u gotta build ur own solar-powered base, fight off mobs with solar-powered weapons, and even ride around on solar-powered vehicles. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft gameplay.

plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of solar-powered villagers who have, like, mastered the art of harnessing the sun’s energy. u gotta find them and learn their ways to truly dominate this server.

so, like, come join us on this solar-powered adventure and be part of the future of minecraft gaming. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

BLONDE, blonde driver’s license, Blonde hair, blonde hair color, blonde identification, blonde legal status, blonde passport, BlondeCraft, Drivers license, government identification, hair color, Identification, identification cards, identification verification, legal documents, legal identification, legal status, Legally, legally blonde, Official documents, passport

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

U-Topia

Economy, Medieval, mmorpg, MONEY, Professions, Quests, Roleplay, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.

5.83.172.239:60200

Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

Abilities, Adventures, Claiming, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Forged, FRIENDSHIPS, Journey, lagoon, marketplace, Mined, organization, PvP, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/jellypvp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

best thing, Blue wave, Campaign, countdown, democratic party, democrats, Dump Vance, DumpVance, election, election season, midterm elections, Minecraft, opposition, political strategy, Politics, running mate, Schumer, Senate, Server, Trolls, trump, Trump administration, Vance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

A Collection of Desires, Adventures, An Instant Before A Gaze, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Fire Abundance, gift, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, Huohuos, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Hunt, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, WAKE4HCV745TSTARRAILGIFT, Watch the Furnace, Wind Hunt, Yet Hope Is Priceless

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

CraftyCareMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCareMC, Disappointment, emotional, family, Grief, Honesty, Hospital, hospitalization, lying.., PERSONAL LIFE, Pregnancy, pregnant in hospital, privacy, relationships, Respect, social media, stress, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	932778	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

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