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MrWhiteBumbash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents working for a mysterious organization trying to take over the world! Watch out for those sneaky creepers in suits!

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen! From dancing cats to screaming goats, you never know what you’re going to get!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with traps set by evil llamas who are trying to protect their treasure hoard. Can you outsmart the llama overlords and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken)!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8678	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2297	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	5328	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	203

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crops Grown:	8241
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Emeralds Found:	3906	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	5128
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	660	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7815
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!