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HealCraftX-Men

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2373	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7945

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

COMING SOON

212.11.64.100:21059

Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	195
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Imagine getting paid $500 every day just for playing Minecraft on our server! That’s right, we’re so rich and generous that we’re practically throwing money at you to join us.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!

LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Animals Bred:	121	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉