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MamaMinecraftSMPHater

acceptance, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, dislike, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, healing, MamaMinecraftSMPHater, mental health, Mother, moving on, parental trauma, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	4958
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Looking for a place to escape from your annoying mom? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom and focus on building epic creations with your new virtual friends. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and skeletons? So come join us and leave your mom behind in the real world – she’ll never bother you again in our pixelated paradise!

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

food allergies, food boundaries, food poisoning, Food Safety, food security, food sharing, food theft, leftovers, Minecraft, peanut allergy, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate betrayal, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate honesty, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate trust, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Potions Brewed:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4677	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	618	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1060	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!