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Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5951
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Farms Harvested:	792
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimension Hops:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7044

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!