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ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	7154	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Emeralds Found:	1704
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	3635	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3271	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ores Mined:	9541
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5616	Votes:	4337
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙